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Joke of the Day

"Him: I just had sex with that woman! Me: She's 60. Him: I know. Me: I Hope you used protection or you might have caught osteoporosis."

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines."

"In which country are they refusing to use wi-fi and bluetooth? In wireland"

"Did you know that I can see into the future? I have 2020 vision"

"I pull more tail.. ..than a slow kid at a petting zoo."

"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"

"Women love a man in uniform, but especially a uniform made from chocolate bars and $100 bills."

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do people with one leg work? IHOP."

"Quit smoking is so easy I quit at least a thousand times already Edited :D"

"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"