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Joke of the Day

"On sunday remember to turn your clocks back an hour And on tuesday vote Trump to set our country back 60 years."

"Can you think of any snake jokes? Because I serpently can't."

"The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself ""This changes everything""."

"10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF."

"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"

"A condom is like a plunger You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case."

"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"

"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."

"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."