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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A: A cramberry."
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"[NSFW] How can you tell if your girlfriend is too young? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!"
"I came up with a great pirate joke, but my friend stole it. A cruel Arr-any, m'friends."
"What's a Rabbi's favourite drink? Mountain Jew."
"A sad horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: ""Why the long face?"""
"When I enter a bathroom stall, I close the door, sigh with relief, and loudly say, ""This is it. This is where I'll start my new life"""
"My wife said I'm not manly I told her she hurt my feelings and I'm going to go cry in a corner."
"Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't usually fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister? Relative humidity."