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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim..."
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"Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane."
"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"
"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they drive slowly near schools"
"Necrophilia wouldn't be such a big issue... If the victims were a little bit more outspoken."
"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"I find it quite easy to relate to mushrooms I'm also a fun guy"
"What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl? Her resume."
"TIL Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto translates you to ""Thank You Mr. Robot"" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio"
"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""