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Joke of the Day

"Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego."

"What would you call Geralt of rivia if he had a sex change? The switcher"

"I've been on reddit so much I'm gravely ill now... I think I caught a computer virus."

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories!"

"if you have 1 cricket ball in 1 hand and another cricket ball in the other, what do you have? 1 very large cricket"

"(Flash of brilliance while out shopping) My friend asked me what my favorite store to shop at was. I couldn't decide, so I said I love ""them all"""

"A Mexican Magician During his performance, he says: ""On the count of three, I will disappear! "" So he starts counting... UNO... DOS.... and then suddenly he disappears without a tres."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"

"The Internets recipe for Cream Pie is different than my Grandmothers"

"Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in Babies R Us don't have price tags."