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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"
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"Why did Trump go to space? Because hot air rises"
"I used to see people alone at restaurants and feel bad for them. Now I'm with a screaming two year old wondering, ""Who is that solo genius?"""
"My wife and I walked past a fancy restaurant She said ""Ohh , something smells nice"" So I decided to treat her - I let her walk past it a second time."
"One positive of Arnold Palmer's passing... He's six under for the first time in years..."
"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."
"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""
"When you say ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans"" all I hear is ""there's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""
"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"
"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C."