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Joke of the Day
"My wife was looking tired after giving blood I asked if she felt drained..."
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"Dead baby joke What the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand? I don't eat sand."
"""And what do your parents do?"" BABY COW: Well, my mom is basically a vending machine and my dad is hamburgers"
"The masochist and a sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? *Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist? *No.*"
"a dog pisses on an ant... and the ant says ""hey watch it!"" and the dog says ""i don't have a watch"""
"Yay! The healthcare reform bill passed! Waitress, a round of celebratory abortions for all my friends!"
"What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open? Ten-ish"
"Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again. All problems deferred to Monday..."
"If you want sex... A man tells his wife in bed that if she wants sex to reach over and pull on it once. If she doesn't, reach over and pull it 100 times."
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."