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Joke of the Day
"Paedophiles Pedophiles are really only a minor concern"
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"In our wedding, I'll invite his ex and be like ""Still believe you can get him back?"""
"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"
"What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave? Aight I'll calcu-lata"
"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"
"So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?"
"Psychoanalysis is nothing sinister There's really nothing to be afreud of."
"[i start thinking about an imminent problem] Hmm this is unpleasant. I better address this situation by not thinking about it anymore"
"*gives you dictionary for your birthday* wow.. i don't know what to say ""that's why i bought it for you"""