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Joke of the Day
"Stranger danger is a very real thing. They nearly always react badly to proposals."
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"What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage."
"I've never met an air conditioned room I did not like."
"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."
"Where do you send bad Russian cows? The Moolag"
"Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought."
"People need to realize that racism is a complicated is a complicated issue It isn't just black and white"
"Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston"
"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse says ""I have AIDS."""
"Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow ""S"" on the side? Now wherever he drives, people watch and say ""Look at that S-car go!"""