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Joke of the Day
"Come on, there has got to be at least one business like show business."
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"even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults"
"Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"""Go down, Moses."" And he did. And that's why the ladies loved him."
"There are only two types of people in this world... Those who can't extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Hubs: Kids are still asleep! Know what that means? Me: We have to be quick! *Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*"
"Scottage Cheese"
"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""
"Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? that's perfect!"