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Joke of the Day
"Strawberries are like porn stars. They both have the seed on the outside."
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"I had my prostate examined the other day. After it was all over, the doctor left at the same time the nurse came in, and whispered the three words no one wants to hear. Who was that?"
"Why is Jesus bad at hockey? He always gets nailed to the boards."
"Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"
"""...and then she farted and I swear her butt plug shot across the room like a rocket! That's the last time we have Taco Bell."""
"How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a secret!"
"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"
"Why did the console player cross the road? Because fuck you for clicking on this just to tell me how much of a shitty repost this is!"
"I love women so much that.. If I were a woman I'd be lesbian."
"The one knock knock joke I'm sure you've never heard. ...Silence...."