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Joke of the Day
"I love women so much that.. If I were a woman I'd be lesbian."
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"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"
"The employee got fired from Pepsi because he tested positive for coke."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven One looks to the other and says ""man it's hot in here"" The other looks back and says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""
"Crazy Ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
"I can't love you. I'm still in love with a girl I saw in a toothpaste ad 15 yrs ago. She winced when she ate ice cream, I can't abandon her."
"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife."
"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."
"A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a hillbilly are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win? Society."
"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""