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Joke of the Day
"My thesaurus is awful. Not only that, it's also awful."
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"What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus."
"""What's that in the bag?"" ""An AK-47."" ""No next to that."" ""A bag of cheetos."" ""You can't bring that into the movie."""
"A video montage of all the times my foot, still wet from the shower, has clung to my underwear as I pull them on, and I've lost my balance."
"What's the difference between England and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer."
"Barista: Latte for Waldo Barista: Do we have a Waldo here Barista: Where's Waldo Me: *proudly nudging a stranger* I did that"
"I like my women how I like my coffee. . . Without a penis."
"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."
"What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp? Clickbait"
"BARTENDER: I think you've had enough sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife buddy! BARTENDER: Well it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!"