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Joke of the Day

"Is #GoHomeIndianMedia really trending? Can we respond with #NoPleaseYouKeepThem or #OkFineWhereElseCanWeSendThem"

"this is my son Mason. yes like the shitty cheap mass produced jar. i named him that because its a good name for my underwhelming baby boy"

"I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder. It came with rice and a salad."

"The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? ... A baby in two dumpsters."

"This motel room smells like despair. Or is that my deodorant? The tuna sandwich, maybe. This hooker? My jeans? I bet it's my jeans."

"Being the life of the party doesn't mean being the whore of the night."

"Hamburger A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""

"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time Without looking like a twat"

"One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm"

"Love, ethnic food, & the end of the world. What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world? El Taco Lips."