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Joke of the Day
"What's a clowns favorite thing to do? Children"
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"The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool"
"If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back."
"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""
"Say ""I won a math debate"" 5 times really fast! Now slap yourself for being such a pervert."
"Sometimes I picture my wedding and other times I take off one pant leg stare into nothing for 15 minutes then take off the other leg"
"Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!"
"My towel is now in two pieces, rip. Rip, your parents' condom XD"
"What is the most dangerous thing in america ? Ans: Nigger with a library card"
"What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant? May I have Eurasian plate?"