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Joke of the Day
"My towel is now in two pieces, rip. Rip, your parents' condom XD"
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"By the way it was me who set those sheep free to roam around the courtroom during your divorce hearing. In case ewe were wandering."
"You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts"
"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""
"If you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."
"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac tose"
"DJ Khaled must be asian.... all he does is nguyen."
"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."
"I don't understand why I keep getting denied for bank loans because I have good credit & I'm only asking to borrow like four or five banks."
"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"