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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass"
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"Holiday typo: ""give my beast to your lovely wife!"""
"I once knew a gay Irish couple. Their names were Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick"
"Death changes a man My entire life my father voted straight Republican, since his death he has been voting straight Democrat."
"So a guy sexually lays on top n' stuff on many rolling pins and does a good job. He's on a roll!"
"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."
"Stuppidly offencive A bus full of Sunny women is like a box of chacklet, You never no what your going to get."
"How do you drown a hipster? ... you push him into the mainsteam"
"Did you hear about that mathematician who only used furniture made out of clocks? He loved his times tables."
"The funny thing about strippers and fires... The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole."