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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen? He got hurt from harmful rays"
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"[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races? They're always coming in a little behind."
"How can you tell if a pilot is in the room?"
"Billion dollar idea: An app that sends you a text when the light turns green."
"I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly"
"The Suicide Hotline is Unbearable They always leave people hanging."
"John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar... The barman says, ""Why the wrong face?"""
"Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?"
"When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents."
"Why did the black man have to sell his parrot? because polly wanted a cracker"