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Joke of the Day

"What does a 90 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""

"How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear."

"How do you stop an angry rhino from charging? You take away its credit card"

"Yes, you take my breath away... But so does a brisk walk, or the sight of an ugly baby. Don't be so flattered."

"Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs? because they are very touching"

"What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."

"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""

"I used to own a racing snail... It never won though. To improve its performance I removed its shell but, if anything, it made it more sluggish"

"BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER."