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Joke of the Day

"BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER."

"My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of ""Let It Go"", using only 3 words."

"Do you guys want to hear about my Friday night? I had quite an experience at home by myself. At one point I even picked my coat up from the floor. It was off the hook."

"What do you call a Bronie in the military? A GIbronie!"

"Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box."

"Welcome to Cupcake Yoga! NomNomaste."

"What is crucial to any joke about ISIS? The execution"

"Massive explosion at a French cheese factory, first responders say cause is still unknown. All that was left was de brie."

"*works out for 75 mins *eats an entire batch of cookie dough"

"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."