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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos"
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"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."
"Two cows are standing peacefully on a hill. ""Moo"", pipes up the first cow. The second cow turns to her and says ""BITCH, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!"""
"Fun prank: Tell an English major how ""impactful"" something is."
"To much precaution... Two security guards obtained me at the airport after they opened my luggage and found some IcyHot patches, they said: I was packing heat."
"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots."
"Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas."
"[During sex] Me: I know you want me to be ""naughty"", but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume."
"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"
"Why do little dogs shake so much? They have Barkinson's"