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Joke of the Day
"Why do little dogs shake so much? They have Barkinson's"
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"What do you call a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich at a gay pride parade? An LGBLT"
"Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings"
"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""
"What's the weather like in the ghetto? A little muggy."
"Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. "
"One of the good things about trump winning... We get to see Amy schumer leave."
"The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart"
"What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!"
"I've been going to the gym for five years now and I still don't have abs. It sucks being the cleaner."