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Joke of the Day

"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."

"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."

"Two Men walk into a bar... ""Knock, Knock!""...... ""Who's there?"" says one. ""It's the doctor, you two walked into a pole, now tell me if your head hurts."""

"What do you call a fight between Jews? A roast"

"You can lead a horse to water... but you can't make it drink, unless you have someone to hold his head under while you suck at his ass like a straw."

"Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing."

"Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion."

"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 10 dollars His father replies, ""5 dollars? What do you need 2 dollars for?"""

"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"