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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the new classical piece of music commissioned by the church? It's called ""I slipped and fell in A minor""."

"Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl."

"Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one."

"An Irishman walked out of a bar"

"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."

"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."

"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"

"This Is total BULLSHIT! You can't even find ACME anvils on ebay. THIS IS WHY THE ALIENS DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY!"

"7 days without a pun... Makes one weak."

"Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet? Because it had too many threads."