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Joke of the Day

"I treat pavement like Tampax Because some bitches bleed on it!"

"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."

"Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great."

"YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!"

"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late. Uploaded with Internet Explorer ."

"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."

"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."

"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."

"What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

"Don't have your phone number posted on FB if you don't want me calling you at 3am drunk asking for the recipe of that cobbler you posted."