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Joke of the Day

"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."

"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."

"Yo Mama so Old... She pre-ordered the BIble!"

"Why did the hipster burn his tung? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool..."

"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"

"I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."

"purposely bought tall lace up boots so I'll never have to be anywhere on time again"

"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."

"What do you get if you cross an owl with a donkey? A Wise Ass."

"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."