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Joke of the Day

"YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!"

"What did the Chinese cowboy say? Nii haw!"

"A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!"

"Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback... Staff problems."

"Found some chips in the bag of air I just bought."

"Me: excuse me, but I can't taste the alcohol Clerk: all smoothies are non alcoholic here. Me: YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOURSELF A BAR THEN!"

"""When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window""-Birds"

"To everyone who received a file from me named myjunk.jpg: I thought I was sending you a photo of my garage sale. I am so, so sorry."

"""May I take your order?"" the waiter asked. ""Yes how do you prepare your chickens?"" ""Nothing special sir"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."""

"Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon? Because he cauterize."