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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent."
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"once there was a king He was very Poor"
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"
"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."
"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."
"Why did the chicken cross the road... Because he wanted to say hello from the other side"
"What's the difference between up and down? It all depends on how you look at it"
"DA: Where r my legal briefs? Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!"
"It's so cold outside... I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"
"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"