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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent."
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"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts"
"I'd eat more Mexican food if it didn't look like someone had already eaten it before me."
"My friend has just got back from Africa and isn't feeling well He keeps buying raffle tickets. Im worried he has tombola..."
"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."
"A time traveler walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar"
"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"
"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"
"Q: Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab? A: He was a bjorn-again Christian."