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Joke of the Day

"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"

"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob."

"Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!"

"I once killed an enemy soldier by cutting off his feet. I defeated him."

"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."

"""We want people to wake up, but also want to kill themselves."" - Alarm Clock Sound Engineers"

"Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!"

"Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit."

"Sites that are selling my tweets for money.1. Twitter2. FavStar3. Funny Tweeter <3 you guys!"

"whats the deal with shemales? you don't call them she, and they're not male"