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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dyslexia."
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"I Told my Friend She Drew Her Eyebrows on too High She seemed surprised."
"Kill someone with an icecream cone and eat it afterward. They can't convict with no murder weapon. It's the perfect crime. Plus, ice cream."
"Stephen Hawking can actually be pretty funny sometimes... But I don't think he's got what it takes to do stand-up."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night."
"To err is human... To admit it is not."
"I should make a gym that only accepts fat people I would get tons of business, tons"
"What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change? The double slit experiment."
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 30, my basement is still dark."
"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."