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Joke of the Day

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 30, my basement is still dark."

"What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane"

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"Having erectile dysfunction must be hard Oh wait... No, never mind."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."

"I laugh like a dumbass every time I hear the term 'manhole'. Maturity will not be reached."

"Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3) Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats"

"Lurk I started a subreddit about lurking... No one posted anything."

"Why are pornstars so religious? They keep yelling 'oh God yes!' all the time."

"How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia? You can't. That's what makes it so funny."