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Joke of the Day
"Why did Einstein marry his cousin? It's all relative."
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"Why did everyone think that the proctologist was a great fighter? Because he was really good at talking shit...."
"In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City"
"Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain? eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending I'll see myself out"
"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says highballs are on me."
"How many Jews can fit in a car? 2 In the front, 2 in the back, and six million in the ash tray! *Drops mic* *Gets shot*"
"My new years resolution is 1200x800"
"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."
"What do you use when you have dry eyes? Moist-your-eyes-er"