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Joke of the Day

"Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual."

"I'm so single, the variables I declare are double."

"How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!"

"What do you and Ronda Rousey have in common? You will both be watching the next title fight from home."

"What do you get when you cross a railroad with a refrigerator? Killed."

"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."

"I know how to get on a flight. Thank you boarding school."

"Who makes coffee for the U.N.? The French Press Secretary!"

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"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" ""You are on the other side"" the other blonde yells back."