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Joke of the Day
"I used to think there were 25 letters in the alphabet I don't know Y."
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"Silence is golden... But duct tape is silver."
"At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on"
"My girlfriend invited me to have some cyber-sex... I thought it was gonna be just some us time but it turned out it was a 4G!"
"What percentage of Scottish people are twats? 55.3%"
"Steve was walking down the street, when he came across a police officer and was promptly arrested for indecent exposure"
"An old married couple is talking... ...when the husband asks,""Sweetheart, have you ever slept with other men ?"" ""No, I only slept with you. I was awake with the others."""
"Watched the movie Gravity tonight. Didn't see as much gravity as I expected. Two thumbs down based on that."
"My Grandma's favorite saying Life is the ultimate disease. Its sexually transmitted and terminal."
"It's amazing how kids can't think of a thing to do all day long but you put them to bed at 11 pm & they're busy working on a cure for cancer"