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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend invited me to have some cyber-sex... I thought it was gonna be just some us time but it turned out it was a 4G!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !"

"When he's out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter."

"I think the funnest part of a prostate exam is when I fake an orgasm."

"This guy's all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""

"What do you call a girl that sleeps with you for your Adderall? A total attention whore."

"A good diet is follow me around the grocery store and don't buy anything I get."

"Me and a buddy went to an amputee party It was crawling with pussy."

"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."

"Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab."