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Joke of the Day
"What percentage of Scottish people are twats? 55.3%"
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"*Draws happy eyebrows on my dog*"
"A calculus lecture at a college Only four students are present. Suddenly six students get up and leave the auditorium. The professor thinks: ""If two more come in, there will be no one left!"""
"Why did God give women yeast infections? So they would have to know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt too."
"Dear lord thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat, ramen"
"When i was a Kid my dad would beat me with a camera. I still have flashbacks."
"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."
"What's fat, sweaty, and bad at cooking? My ex wife!"
"It started snowing so everyone ran over to the window to see. I went and banged their heads against the window. Most fun I've had all day."
"Never trust an atom they make up everything"