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Joke of the Day
"Silence is golden... But duct tape is silver."
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"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."
"I walked in on my roommate watching midget porn When I questioned him about it, he started getting short with me"
"What do you get when you squish a synagogue? Jews"
"Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer? Because he is a Toupeer"