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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy eat his homework? His dog died."
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"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."
"I place my finger on the police officer's lips. ""Shhh. Look, we were both speeding, ok? I forgive you."""
"I walked into a gas station & a woman handed me a free slice of pizza Either Iowa is the nicest state in America or I've just been poisoned"
"Scientists discover first gay dinosaur... Its official scientific name is Megasaurass"
"What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question? a rhetorical answer"
"late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die"
"pedophile do you think pedophiles get depressed when they see a pregnant women walk into planned parenthood?"
"What's the difference between being artistic and autistic? Just one letter."
"The Goonies went looking for pirate treasure and ended up finding the greatest treasure of all: pirate treasure."