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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!"

"Why do so few people become botanists? Because of the stigma."

"I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm ""Time to go out and rob some people!"" I said"

"I decided to rob a blood bank They caught me red-handed."

"""We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls.""- President Barack Obamasaurus"

"Hey girl, are you into fitness? Well how about fitness cock in your mouth?"

"What was Roe v. Wade really about? The fastest way to get across a river."

"Due to the rapid response of and crackdown by the NYPD over the phrase, ""Put wings on"

"What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive."

"Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun."