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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what I'm more afraid of: killing myself or never doing it. Clowns definitely scare me the most, though."

"My wife said I lack empathy I don't understand how she could feel that way."

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line."

"After a klose game with messi challenges and neuer goal scoring opportunities, ze Germans kept their cool and gotze World Cup that they deserved!"

"How to stop procrastinating I don't know but I'll figure it out later"

"America is kind of like testicles If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce."

"Australians don't have sex... Australians mate."

"What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador"

"Girls don't poop. They go to the bathroom to talk shit."

"What is white and disturbs your breakfast? An avalanche"