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Joke of the Day
"What was Roe v. Wade really about? The fastest way to get across a river."
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"Why are atheists so light? They have no mass."
"Godzilla, Mothra, and Battra all walk into a bar... The building owner must now pay $100,000 due to property damage."
"what's the difference.... ..... between a vagina and a refrigerator? refrigerators don't fart when you pull out your meat"
"Friend- ""You're drunk."" Me- *mocking voice* ""You're drunk."" Friend- ""Stop."" Me- *morphs into clone of friend* ""Stop."""
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it.."
"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."
"What a tense, tense day 4/19 was. Maybe tomorrow, somehow, will be a little mellower."
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."