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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a reptile that likes to start fights The Insti-Gator"

"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"" Doctor says ""you have an abscess"" Man says ""how do you know?"" Doctor says ""because abscess makes the fart go Honda"""

"I became a proud dad today. He's four but he was a boring little shit for the first three years."

"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."

"I have a dream that my son will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by the size of his boat but by the motion of his ocean."

"Whoever coined the term ""gross profit"" wasn't getting paid for their job."

"Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web."

"Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard."

"Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop? Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away."

"Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college."