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Joke of the Day

"NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?"

"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"

"Did you hear about the elderly seamstress with poor vision? She doesn't mend straight anymore."

"Photo Of The Day:- No Matter How Smart You Are, You Will Fall For This (See Photo)"

"The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer"

"I was speaking to my friend He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said ""Not on my watch"""

"Exercise can add years to your life. This enables you, at 95 years, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $7,000 a month."

"Why did jesus not go to australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe."

"What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight? A mathador."