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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere."
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"What's the difference between chemistry and cooking? In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon."
"Difference Between a Midget and STD? Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt"
"Heard if the Obama diet? Putin eats your lunch everyday..."
"April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again."
"""any ideas?"" let's tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings ""whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away"""
"A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink."
"My life is a circus... I once juggled three fire-breathing girlfriends. Bah-da-BING!"
"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."