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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."
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"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""
"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""
"What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it? An empty toilet paper roll."
"Every time you reply to a text from your ex, Taylor Swift completes another album. Don't be an enabler. Drop the phone."
"How do you fit 100 babies into a cup? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips."
"How did the Italian die? Talking while driving."
"Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me"
"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"