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Joke of the Day

"What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it? An empty toilet paper roll."

"I wanted to be a politician... But then I realized that I couldn't fit my entire head up my ass."

"My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes."

"Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels."

"Jokes so bad.... [..they will make you ho(a)rse](http://www.arkinspace.com/2011/07/jokes-so-bad-they-will-make-you-hoarse.html)"

"Paranoids ""You can learn alot about paranoids, just by following them around."""

"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"

"An astrologer asks a lady if she wanted to know her husband's future... To which she replied, ""I decide his future, tell me about his past"""

"A bunch of homeless people moved in at a local gyn They heard there was other people squatting there."

"Silly batman joke my doctor told me today Twoface never liked it when his men shouted, 'hey you! With the face!'"