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Joke of the Day
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""if your dog barks, it's undercooked."""
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"X used to mark the spot but.. fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to you"
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"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"
"I don't know what NBC showed last night.. But it must have been awesome, everyone is sporting their colors now."
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"What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable? Artichoke."
"is your name melissa? ""yes"" are you married? ""to you sadly"" yes or no please ""yes"" do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?"
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"Only in Canada during a winter storm will you see kids playing road hockey."