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Joke of the Day

"If there's someone in the aisle of something I need at the grocery store I don't need it anymore."

"Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room."

"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"

"Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day. I guess I'd be more upset if it wasn't saving me time in the morning"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by Mila Kunis."

"What's black and got ten arms? I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell."

"What do you call a cow that's cold and angry? BURRRR...GERRRRRRR edit: Thought of this last night when eating my burger and my friend said that the burgers were cold, lol."

"My favorite machine at the gym is the water fountain."

"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"

"I was surprised to learn my kid failed the road driving test... ...she Tweeted three times that it seem to be going well."