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"What do you call the female version of Donald Trump? "
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"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"
"Son: Dad I'm fucking serious! Dad: well I'm fucking your mother."
"Hello everyone, welcome back to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed because I'm seeing a lot of new faces here tonight..."
"A boy asks the teacher, ""what's infinity?"" Teacher: ""think of a number."" Boy: ""ok, I've got one."" Teacher: ""good, that's not it!"""
"My sheep friends asked me to find them some drugs so I went to the local animal dealer... Pablo Escobaaaaaa"
"If you catch a Gecko by it's tail... If you catch a Gecko by it's tail, it will detach itself from it and grow a new one. A lot like Hillary's political policies."
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone call."
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you"
"Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way."