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Joke of the Day

"What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? A pool table"

"Wait, so when couples are in custody battles it's to KEEP the kids? #WTF"

"Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ? Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating."

"Why do women get yeast infections? (NSFW) So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt."

"TIL there's a subreddit dedicated to all the times an OP doesn't deliver Link in the comments"

"POLICE: POLICE! OPEN UP! ME: My parents never loved me. POLICE: NOT EMOTIONALLY! OPEN THE DOOR! ME: That makes way more sense."

"I just passed my drug test my dealer has some explaining to do"

"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."

"I will do a lot of things but admiting I'm cold to my mom when she told me to bring a jacket is not one."

"I spent ages trying to cross a busy road. Some passer-by said, ""There's a zebra crossing fifty yards up the road."" I thought, ""I hope he's having better luck than me."""